I often think about being stuck in the past. As every normal human being, I think about the things that have happened, why they have happened, and what would have happened if they had never happened.
I hate that.
Hence, this wordbonerism. I don't think people like me who obsess about the past are very valuable to the world. Much like dead people, whose life stopped at some point and never picked up again.
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